murmansk 

place where lost airline luggage goes to by default. Except, of course, if you happen to be going to Murmansk yourself, in which case the airline will send your lugguage to some undefined place in South America.

I went to UK, my luggage went to Murmansk.

murmansk by croolis January 30, 2006

morman soak 

The act of sticking ones penis into a vagina and allowing it to sit there, without thrusting for the entire encounter, thus "soaking" the penis. Used mostly by Morman teenagers who do not want to have true intercourse before marriage.

Morman 1: I heard Brigham and Nephi snuck into the second floor bathroom and got a good 30 min Morman Soak.
Morman 2: They've only been dating for three months! I cannot believe they're soaking already

morman soak by CShady August 1, 2015

Mormasian

n. the combination between a Mormon and an Asian, an incredibly intelligent ninja, worshiping, all-powerful being.
Mormasians have the abilities of both Mormons and Asians ranging from ninja skills, 4.0 GPAs, the ability to being well liked, and lying.

Mormasians are going to take over the world! / If Devin Earl and Destiny Phan had a kid it'd be a Mormasian.

Mormasian by Devin Earl December 9, 2010

Morman 

A religious group that sends 2 people to your door every month until you move out of Utah.

The mormans are here again!

Morman by CrystalCheese May 26, 2018

Mormons 

Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS) a Christian religion based on both the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Members try to be honest, chaste, respectful, kind etc. They avoid using profane language, using alcohol/tobacco/drugs, having sexual relations outside of marriage etc.

My nieghbors are mormons and they go to church every Sunday.

Mormons by crisper2 March 17, 2011

Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown 

a racial/sexist/anti religional/offensive slurr with almost every form of discrimination in it

Example 1)
joe: yo look at that Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown!

jim: shut up you Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown

Example 2) proof that anyone can make fun of anyone and unless the world stops hating we are all doomed

Nigga Jigga Hick Jew Morman Muslim Gook Catholic Indian Nazi Spic Slanty-Eyed Foghat Gay Dyke Homo "Eh?"sayer Fatass Wigger Cauck Albino Assclown by TheWiseMan March 2, 2005

mormantrum 

When a Mormon man throws a verbal, condescending tantrum because a woman has questioned something about the LDS church or a man's Priesthood authority. It usually includes the man telling the woman her behavior or words are wrong, or accusing her of not following the gospel correctly.

Female church member: Women should have equal rights in the church.

Mormon Bishop: Apostles and Prophets speak the word of God. You believe lies, distortions and deceptions! You have a spirit of anger, revenge, darkness and apostasy that will consume your soul!

Female church member: My Bishop just threw a mormantrum.

mormantrum by BishopNobody July 1, 2019