A(Say, "Hey, Little Girl" right behind her head,
B(Piss Her Off, or,
C(Call her 'cute',
she will bash your skull in on reflex.
She can easily make you laugh or make you a friend.
Not one to do A, B, or C to unless you want to have your head be a bashed egg.
Relax, she makes a great friend once you talk nicely.