moanizer 

A person that can make a person either of opposite or same sex moan. An Angelica original.

Thomas is Angelica's moanizer.

moanizer by Sexyman528 December 27, 2008

morganmizell 

a short petite creature that secretly lives in your house trying to pursue its dream of becoming an ass goblin. this creature likes long walks on the beach and warm bubble baths. it also enjoys singing broadway songs and requests lots of love. this creature will often jump at you screaming "LOVE ME" and then the morgan will break out in tears.

beware for it is vicious

kid # 1: woah! is that a morganmizell on the BEACH?!?!

kid # 2: yeah i found her in my bath tub last week.

kid # 3: well i caught her trying to crawl up my ass yesterday!

morganmizell by wowzers!!! November 17, 2009

lorganizer

A person which might clean or organize items in such a way they actually become lost or misplaced. Lost + organize + lorganize. This person often has no recollection of the items they might be cleaning up or organizing, out of sight, out of mind as they say. The items lost or misplaced are often put in locations that don't make sense and you might never guess were there while looking for them.

Babe, have you seen my keys? They were sitting right here on the table.
No honey, haven't seen them. Sorry.
(after looking around the house for an hour.....)
WTF!! Who put them in the junk drawer!
Ohhh, that might have been me honey, sorry, now I remember..they were sitting out on the table while I was organizing the house.
You are such a lorganizer! You really need to stop lorganizing my shit!

lorganizer by mybitchess February 13, 2013

Mormanizer 

A player amongst LDS church that can easily hold hands with all the LDS and non LDS he chooses. Looked up to by many younger male LDS but despised and ridiculed by non LDS. The Mormanizer rarely progresses to the first base but still hits the ball every time, getting all the way home or in more general terms getting laid is unheard of and has yet to be recorded in history as of this date.

"Wow hes got 2 girls holding his hand"
"Yeah hes a mormanizer"

Mormanizer by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009

community organizer 

A fake job generally used to fill resumes that would normally be empty

Before he was a senator, he was a community organizer.

community organizer by Liquid Death October 26, 2008

Morganized Religion 

When someone's spiritual beliefs have been shaped by Morgan Freeman's portrayal of God as a really nice guy in a white suit.
Refer to movies such as Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, etc. Whereas, judging by all the sh*t that happens, he's more like Loki in the Avengers.

Oh, that happy clappy chick's got a severe dose of Morganized Religion.

Morganized Religion by tuck1s December 6, 2015

Morganized

The opposite of organized but pronounced more organized.

Oh no, he morganized it.

Morganized by No Hemingway June 15, 2020