to get more naked than you already are
...the more drinks I have, the more nakeder I feel I need to be
That curious phenomenon where a baby in only a diaper looks somehow even more naked than being fully bare
Damn, that kid sure looks naked!
He's diaper naked, technically -- the long legs are what does it
1. noun - cockblocking maneuver involving the unauthorized entry of an unclothed male into a room occupied by two or more people currently hooking up or having intercourse. the 'ninja' employs dramatic body action (e.g. jumping into a room with wide open arms) and a verbal cue (e.g. "naked ninja!")
Additional Notes: It could in theory be done by a female but such action might be desirable.
2. verb - the act of being a naked ninja
Step 1. Remove all clothing
Step 2. Find a bedroom where two people are hooking up or having intercourse
Step 3. Subtly determine if the door is unlocked, if it is unlocked go to step 4, if not, go to step 3a.
Step 3a. Unlock the door by any means necessary while preserving the element of surprise
Step 4. Throw the door wide open
Step 5. Leap into the room with a signature body gesture and scream "naked ninja" ensuring that your genitals are in plain view.
Step 6. Run like Hell
|4.||Naked Shit Wank|
Being absolutely naked when doing/performing a Shit Wank. If you are naked, it enables you to spread your knees further apart, so making the Shit Wank far easier, and much, much, more enjoyable, i.e. you aren't constrained by clothes...
Damn, I had an absolutely brilliant Naked Shit Wank today....
I stripped off naked earlier today, sat myself down, and had one hell of a Naked Shit Wank today....
|5.||naked mole rat|
Someone looking particularly unattractive, usually early in the morning or late at night. Characteristics include squinty eyes, hair pressed flat against head, puffy features. Usually the result of poor or no sleep and/or way too late/early to be up and moving around.
She washed her face and brushed her hair, but a naked mole rat still stared back at her in the mirror.
After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.
That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!
A device built into a hot tub that that's sends a screeching alarm off whenever the hot tub is occupied by two (or more) people engaging in nude activities.
"Dude, so I was totally feeling my girlfriend's rack in the hot tub last night when the fucking naked censor went off; embarrassed the shit out of me when my parents came outside."
More extreame then naked or nude; no clothes at all and full view of everything
You can get some girls over here to get Bucket Naked?