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To do something in an extraordinary way, better than the rest
(reference to the movie morbius, the first movie to make a morbillion dollars)
Wow! you really morbed that essay!”
Morbed by poseurdisposer May 2, 2022
exceptionally drunk - in either a funny way or a downright wrecked sense
i was absolutle mortled last night!
- i was completely steaming drunk last night
mortled by alleycat January 5, 2008
1. Strewn; of a persons mental being with their outlook on life and all the things they see in it.

2. A midi file created by David Ferguson with a high-pitched clavinet at the beginning.
"You're looking quite moobled today..."
Moobled by David Ferguson October 15, 2004

I JUST MORBED 

morpledutihog 

noun - mor-plah-due-ti-hog
The elusive Morpledutihog, native to the regions surrounding Nairobi, is similar to a pygmy elephant. The tusks of the morpledutihog may be used for medicinal purposes to cure aids and decapitations. Roaming the african savannah in groups of up to 25, the murplidutihog tend to get picked on by elephants of average size, often recieving swirlies in an oasis, or being spanked with large wooden spoons (or other desert utensils). The morpledutihog is blessed with magical powers, and may, at will, transform into the image of a seductive human supermodel, in order to deter possible hunters or go out for a night on the town.
"Crikey! We've got a beautiful morpledutihog specimen here! Well hello there, little buddy."
morpledutihog by Angus McBeastly January 4, 2007
Getting drunk and smoking weed at the same time.
I spent two months marbled out of my mind
marbled by Murphdog January 25, 2006