morticide 

DEFINITION 1: Killing the dead.
DEFINITION 2: A song from The Binding of Isaac: Repentance OST.

EXAMPLE 1: PERSON 1: Is doing morticide possible?
PERSON 2: I'm guessing not.

EXAMPLE 2: PERSON 1: Wanna listen to Morticide?
PERSON 2: Yeah! It's a great song!

morticide by what pseudonym do i use February 15, 2022

morantic

A combination of "moronic" and "romantic." Someone who actually believes in true love.

Person #1: You mean he actually believes he loves her?
Person #2: Yeah, he's pretty morantic.

morantic by Adam Lary December 17, 2005

morticulture 

horticulture, as practiced by poorly trained groundskeepers, which causes the mutilation and eventual death of landscape plants

The brown, leafless shrubs, pruned into stick balls, were innocent victims of morticulture.

morticulture by pinkoursula January 21, 2010

prostitute mortician 

A person who is hired to have sex with a corpse who has wished not to die a virgin.

“The dead man needs a prostitute mortician to come in and de-flower him.”

prostitute mortician by Hughmungus309 August 30, 2020

morticia 

A character from The Addams Family. Usually refers to a grim and scary woman.

- That goth scares me big time.
- Yeah, she's a real Morticia...

morticia by Adanedhel May 14, 2005

mortician 

A band that commits sonic mayhem... a brutal death metal band that is known for its drum machine, downtuned guitars and gutteral vocals, also known for using soundclips from horror movies.

The songs Zombie Apocalypse and Slaughterhouse are my favorite from the album: "Zombie Apocalypse"

mortician by Jamie June 23, 2004

Moaticus 

Relating to a sand castle/moat (Hence the term, MOATicus) built in Lake Tahoe California that was so amazing that Google Earth had to retake the satellite image to include it. This word is an adjective, meaning "totally awesome/epic"

Dude... that jacket is MOATICUS!!!

I know man! Those shoes are pretty moaticus too... you could like beat Chuck Norris with those things on.

No dude! Don't say that or he will kick your ass!

Moaticus by Alejandro Matador February 21, 2009