morgasm 

The overwhelmining joy or angst of discovering something trivial.

"I literally morgasmed over a stack of 20 year old computer magazines."

"He morgasmed after reading the API documentation for Network Install Manager."

morgasm by G111 October 17, 2013

Oralgasm

To uncontrollably make orgasmic noises while eating food that is extremely good.

Bob: "Boy, this food is good."
Cindy: "Yes! Mmm. Yes! Yes! Oh... so good."
Bob: "Gosh. Looks like you're having an oralgasm."

Oralgasm by Richard Tommy May 2, 2009

Metalgasm 

Caused while listening to a particularly hardcore riff in a metal song. May cause cranial combustion, which is then known as a Ubermetalgasm.

Whoa...that riff in Judas Priest's Metal Meltdown gave me on hell of a metalgasm

Metalgasm by LordOfApathy October 15, 2009

Morgasm 

An orgasm that takes place in the morning, specifically after sunrise.

Tony: "You're late to work again?"
Patrick: "Sorry, had to get my morgasm in."

Morgasm by Kat Chivette November 16, 2017

metalgasm 

An orgasm derived from listening to music of the metal genre. Usually occurs during screaming/growling parts of a song and will result in goosebumps and a smile.

Girl: Have you ever listened to Otep?
Boy: No, why are they awesome?
Girl: Awesome...yeah...so awesome I got a metalgasm the first time I listened to them.
Boy: ...
Girl: It was almost better than a real orgasm.
Boy: Wait...What?

metalgasm by Dead Dani August 30, 2006

Morgasm Sellersexual

America's next top stripper or exotic dancer. Will probably become a sex addict but I love her anyway. I mean really..who comes up with a name like that while in church? Everyone refers to her as this name at school there are some that think her mother actually named her this.

Have you met Morgasm Sellersexual? She is in my english class and cranks that lion king all day long

Morgasm Sellersexual by tammyface2 February 3, 2008

Mortgasm

"The Art of making someone cum by penetrating his nose while he is thinking of Mort from the Madagascar Movie"

Hey have you had an Mortgasm in the last few days?

If not you should try it out again.

Mortgasm by BigDGamesCEO April 5, 2022