molasses mustache 

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes

After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving

molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

MOASS

Mother of all short squeezes

- are you bagholding GME waiting for the MOASS?

- This is the way

MOASS by ChaosMcKinnon March 8, 2021

Sweet Sassy Molassy

holy shit or look at that

Sweet sassy molassy get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rub down!!

Sweet Sassy Molassy by Burgertime April 21, 2003

Modasser 

The cutest human being out there. He loves and cares for people out of the goodness of his heart. Really knows how to cheer people up. Makes really bad dad jokes but his looks make up for it. He always feels like home when you’re with him and knows how to comfort you when you feel lost. Best person to know out there. Modassers are one of a kind!!

Person 1: “Who is that cutie over there?”
Person 2: “That’s Modasser, duh.”

Modasser by pizzalover4501 May 4, 2020

molassochist 

Someone who derives pleasure from causing a process to move painfully slow.

The guy at the DMV is a molassochist!

molassochist by Mike Shryock December 29, 2007

molasses junction 

The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.

Man, I was in a hurry after using the bathroom... now I'm stuck in Molasses Junction.

molasses junction by DontLookBackInAnger July 17, 2009

morasshole 

the person responsible for creating a morass

Does anyone know what morasshole inspired this mess?

morasshole by Coop's Dad June 27, 2007