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100.
large deer like animal very slow and dim witted
also used for an insault
ah look over there, a moose

ah u stupid moose you dont know what ur doing!!!
by RANDOM-ZERO August 26, 2005
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1.
An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that emjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.
The mighty moose gallops through the woods with great easy.
The moose grazes in the fields as do many of its brethren.
Awwww shit, did you see that moose bust a windmill?
by Moose September 23, 2003
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2.
the coolest animal EVER.
the moose attacked my brother, and now i get to keep his ipod. thanks, moose!
by nuada September 12, 2006
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3.
The best game ever. You hit someone on the arm, while screaming "MOOOOOSE" really loud. For best results, continue screaming until they either:
a)Get scared and run away
b)Smack you
c)Stare mildly at you

Either way, it's most definitely the best game ever. If you've never played it, you suck. You suck anyway. You disguist me. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
*smack* MOOSE
What the fuck?
*smack* MOOSE
*Run away*
by MooseOfDoom May 11, 2005
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4.
(n) An affectionate term to describe someone socially inept (or at least awkward). Moose tend to have specialized knowledge on some geeky topic, such as star wars, dnd, star trek, lord of the rings, etc. Drama and art majors tend to be moose. Acts of moosery are possible from anyone whether they are a moose generally or not, as long as they miss some conversational subtlety and fall on their face in an attempt to make a joke. Moose tend to have trouble getting dates, because moosery is not as celebrated in this society as it ought to be.
(origin) From the movie "Stay" with Ewan McGregor.

(adj) moose. can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who is a moose.
Some famous moose are:

Ewan McGregor,
Threepio,
Nicolas Cage,
Benny and Joon,
Characters from I <3 Huckabees,
Johnny Depp,
Brian Gernand,
Telford Work,
by sock baby December 11, 2005
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5.
Jared Padalecki
Me: OMG, A MOOSE!
Jared: what?
by kawaiineko February 28, 2012
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6.
Affectionate nickname for a well-endowed friend.
We call him Moose, 'cause he's hung like one.
by theamazingsepfu October 30, 2007
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7.
Most frequently describes an unattractive person. Also used as a general soft insult.
Do you find her attractive? No she's a total moose.

or

You moose
by Sam Nicholas Elliott June 01, 2006
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