|1.||Green Day 'controversy'|
Green Day sucks. Their music is manufactured to become whatever is popular at the time. In the early and mid nineties, they resembled grunge and pop. Now that stupid kids are fond of "punk" (which none of the music they like actually is), Green Day has seen and taken an opportunity to make MORE money by whoring themselves out to a new audience. They have never been original, and have never been "good". Anyone who thinks they are a talented band is fooling themselves.
Why a definition for "Green Day 'controversy'" exists is beyond me, but whoever defined it is stupid and inane.
|2.||Born again townie|
Is a person born and raised in the country who enjoys nice trucks, barn dances and the frequent schoon-dog and as time goes on, forgets his roots and ends up driving a toyota...
Harold use to play for the best team to ever play in Murray Harbour/River but then became a born again townie and drinks Moose Green.
A moose usually found in one;s nostrils, usualy expelled from within sed nosritl and climax of pleasure. grey-green foam like substance.
'dude i moosed in her fanny!'
The best alien ever. Zim is green with red eyes and antenna. He is from the planet Irk, who are trying to take over the universe with operation Impending Doom 2. Zim messed up Impending Doom 1 by attacking his own planet. He was banished to FoodCourtia, a planet that was turned into a food court. Zim found out about the assigning, he went to Irk to be given a planet. To get rid of him, the Almighty Tallest sent him to a random planet. When Zim found Earth, he thought that was the mystery planet. The Almighty Tallest didn't want to waste a robot on him, so they made a robot out of scrap parts. It actually worked and was named GIR. Zim is not stupid or absent minded, he just has trouble keeping his priorities straight. He to focuses on the little things. Because Zim is short, he disguised himself as a kid and went to Skool. The only one who knows and cares that Zim is an alien is Dib, who is obsessed with the paranormal. When Zim is around the city, he disguises himself as a hobo. When someone proves him wrong, he yells YOUR LYING! or LIES! He can't eat Earth food either. Beans make his head expand, meat and BBQ sauce burns, and water burns. In the episode Zim Eats Waffles, he could eat the waffles GIR made because they were made with Irken ingredients, it just wasn't said on the show. Zim also tends to randomly say I'M NORMAL! or I LOVE EARTH! at the end of some sentences.
But, invader's blood marches through my veins! Like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!
full of goo. Mission goo!
No. You lie! You LIE!!!
Yes. Oh, I will bring my parents. And they shall be the greatest, most parental parent ever!
Wait a minute... I'm blind!
My squeedily spooch!
Why am I so amazing?
This rain... is it poisonous?
You! Obey the fist!
The Earth is safe! I did it, GIR! Now let's go destroy it!
GIR, what are you doing?! Put me down, GIR! Ah! Stop! Ow! My organ!
Great jumpin' chili bean!
More piggies, GIR! I demand more piggies!
MY BUSINESS IS DONE.
But I chose this particular wormhole especially for the occasion. You see, at the end of this wormhole lies... a ROOM... with a MOOSE!
I knew it! Earth babies come from space!
Good question…but I don't care!
As soon as my skeleton stops being broken, I'm going to destroy you, Dib.
I love Earth!
Who did this? Who threw this pork-cow at me?
I AM ZIM!
YOUR AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!
The Earth is mine to devastate! And I already promised the moon to GIR.
AAHH! The hideous mutant squid has escaped again and has created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do its evil bidding!
The Dib! The Dib! I don't care how delicious he is, he's evil!
The liquid left behind after a fart that covers the outer linings of the butt/ass hole.
Golly jewilikers Birtha, my ass itches. Must be the moose jelly left over after that burrito fart I just flopped out.
Green Moose is a super hero who fights along with Camel Lady, Llama Man, and Badgerina Ballerina. Green Moose can sneeze out flying carrier monkies.
Damn it! The monkey ate my cookie.
|7.||I don't know|
Phrase from the early 80s Nickelodeon television show You Can't Do That On Television that, when said, would cause buckets of green slime to fall on that person
- "Hey, where'd Moose go?"
- "I don't know."