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Fozzie Moopet 

An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable
I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.
Fozzie Moopet by DrBird February 18, 2017
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when a fat girl forces herself onto you and, udderly, rapes you.
"Yo Noah, I saw you get moolested by Charlotte last night at that party. What was it like being crushed during sex? lmao!!!"
moolest by John Yang July 12, 2017

Moorestown

A quaint little towne where, one would assume not much goes on. But in fact, the opposite would be correct.

Nights spent upon the main avenue can be quite dangerous for those who are not prepared. Gangs of wild ruffians do roam but one can easily fend them off with some wity banter.

The senior house of education is a well honered plae to attend if, you don't mind large taxes on your earnings. Some may say the women of the school happen to be increadibly flirtatious others say they are well endowed with large bosoms. The professors run a tight ship making sure our education is of the highest quality.

The Anglo-Saxon race is the majority while other lesser races do sparsely populate the towne.

The shopping district on the main avenue does contain many fine eateries but the stores are begining to show their age.

Now for the parts of Moorestowne that cause woe. The towne does contain a large criminal underbelly. They normally won't bother you unless you don't pay their protection fines. But fret not! A large swathe of their lairs of evil have been desposed of by the towne's constables. The towne's constables do seem a bit gruff but over time one will learn to cherish their existence after they save you from some of the townes famous rowdy ragamuffins.

In clonclusion the towns is a nice place to live as long as you come prepared with knowledge and coin.
"I say my fellow do you know of a nice place to make my way in life?"

"Why, yes good sir I do know of such a place, the towne of Moorestowne. But heed this warning, try not to trifle with the dangerous outlaws that inhabit portions of the towne"

Moorestown

A small ass Quaker Town filled with rich brats. Closet probably cost more then you will ever make in your life. If you have under a $500 purse your considered poor. Fuck boys and Thotties party all night juuling and drinking and see who can hu with more boys. Parents spoil you to death and be driving around town in there brand new Mercedes . More skin means more popular . White kids act blacked and the black kids act white which is the funny part.
Moorestown is a town filled with slutty rich brats
Moorestown by ahl1982 February 18, 2018

Moorestown

Ranked #1 place to live in the United States by CNN.
Top schools, good jobs, and nice homes at reasonable prices. The town, founded by Quakers, bans the sale of alcohol, but there's plenty of night life in Philadelphia, just 15 miles away. About half the work force commutes to Philadelphia. Easy access to highways means a trip to the Jersey Shore takes less than an hour, and New York City is 90 minutes away in the opposite direction.

What's the number #1 town in the nation to live, that would be Moorestown, NJ.
Moorestown by Kelly Clarkson October 7, 2005
A sensitive woman abusing British man with charged hair.
Jack Pitt is a total moopet.
Moopet by Dr. Narcissus in Leather October 24, 2020
The pillar of Stormwind City and incredibly cute.
Not my Moopert!
Moopert by ForElune February 20, 2021