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A race of pixelated aliens from the inner core of the moon, represented by the duo of Ignignot and Err. They proclaim to have five thousand dimensions, and show goodwill towards citizens of Earth by gouging expletives onto vehicles with a key. They enjoy partaking of illegal substances, stealing, and burning Carl's furniture for no reason. Their god is an Indian who turns into a wolf.
The Mooninites stole Carl's pornography for the express purpose of sodomizing their vast imaginations.
by Marigold Futura December 07, 2003
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Two dimensional creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon. They are arrogant, are often bad influences on those who come in contact with them, and have the ability to shoot large square like projectiles from their moon weapons.

They can be seen on the Adult Swim show Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Mooninites launched an attack on Earth in January 2007. They succeeded in shutting down Boston on Wednesday, January 31.
We are the mooninites from the inner core of the moon.
by Tom August 08, 2003
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2-dimensional creatures that inhabit the moon, they usually travel around in a purple space ship, and everything they do makes sounds from old Atari 2600 games such as Pac Man and Canyon Bomber, and among others. They claim to be advanced in everything they do. They can jump higher, spell better and the Moon they come from has 5 thousand dimensions so they say. They have laser guns, but also possess the power of the "quad laser" which is a combination of four laser guns at once. They came to Earth to cause chaos and mayhem. They enjoy getting toasted and doing drugs like pot and nitrous. The most known Mooninites, Ignignokt and Err.
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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threatening moon creatures that attempted to destroy Boston and several other American cities in January of 2007, but were thwarted by the courage and quick-wits of Boston officials.
The bomb squad carefully removed the angry mooninite from the BU Bridge.
by spenwah February 01, 2007
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Moon race that launched an attack on the earth in January 2007. They managed to succeed in shutting down the great city of Boston on January 31, 2007.
Boy, the Mooninites sure delivered a pride obliterating bitch-slap to the mayor of Boston yesterday.
by masterfrywad February 01, 2007
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beings from the moon who have five thousand dementions. they spank nerds with moon rocks.
i am ignignot and this is er, we are mooninites. no one can defeat the quad laser. gouging explatives into another ones car is a sign of trust and friendship.
by ADAM CRESSLEY August 20, 2003
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the race of two-dimensional creatures living at the inner core of the moon from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
The mooninites enjoy stealing all sorts of things from the mall. They especially enjoy televisions, porn, and spanking Carl.
by bushy May 26, 2006
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