A member of the Fraternity of Galaxy.
Garrett is the best Moonie I know, he made galaxy-moonies.com
1: The bearing of ones backside in a specific direction.
2: Some sort of a crazy cult over in the USA
1: I pulled a moonie at the cricket team's bus!
a boy who meeds a shave BADLY
moooooon eye have a shave u sexy beast
One could say he's the most popular memeber at a message board named Eskimo Haven. Everyone hails down to him while he and his goofy friends like Dart, Magus, CoD, Manny, and Jeff all go on crazy adventures
Moonie don't say true dat again!
one who thinks he is of the highest stature, but is actually a homosexual pervert that involves himself in such activities as: molestation, poke and tickle with 12 year olds, and a large variety of circle jerks. Moonies are really nothing but michelob drinking cunts that wear polo, croakies, boat shoes, and really high khaki shorts. a straight up bitch.
Subber #1: who the hell is this guy?
Subber #2: I have no clue, I guess he just got back from a boat ride.
Subber #3: Nope its just another moonie.
Subber #1: Is that blood all over his ass?
Subber #2: ya, it must be a moonie.
A devotee of the Unification Church, a somewhat creepy religious organisation run by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. Moonies are known for their shady practices, such as selling roses at airports and lying about who the money goes to. The Washington Times is proported to be owned by Rev. Moon.
A moonie tried to sell me a wilted rose at the airport.
Slang originating in the 1970's for a member of the Unification church aka WorldCARP, created by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. He claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and equal to God. Moonies often target young, clean, ambitious people for their cult. They often use shady practices but claim innocent motives (world peace, anti-communism, etc).
They control over financial 1000 organizations around the world including the Washington Times.
Sun Myung Moon is highly superstitious, and uses psychics and occultic rituals for guidance.
Marriages are often arranged, and are sometimes used for people to gain citizenships in other countries. Newlywed couples are even told what positions to use for sex.
Moon wants to establish a New World Order and believes Koreans are the divine race.
"The whole world is in my hand, I will conquer and subjugate the world."
(Sun Myung Moon, Master Speaks, May 17, 1973)
These moonies keep asking me if I want to take a "survey", why don't they just leave me alone already!?