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14. moonie
Slang originating in the 1970's for a member of the Unification church aka WorldCARP, created by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. He claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and equal to God. Moonies often target young, clean, ambitious people for their cult. They often use shady practices but claim innocent motives (world peace, anti-communism, etc).


Fast Facts:

They control over financial 1000 organizations around the world including the Washington Times.

Sun Myung Moon is highly superstitious, and uses psychics and occultic rituals for guidance.

Marriages are often arranged, and are sometimes used for people to gain citizenships in other countries. Newlywed couples are even told what positions to use for sex.

Moon wants to establish a New World Order and believes Koreans are the divine race.

"The whole world is in my hand, I will conquer and subjugate the world."
(Sun Myung Moon, Master Speaks, May 17, 1973)
These moonies keep asking me if I want to take a "survey", why don't they just leave me alone already!?
by Francisco Mar 9, 2005 add a video
1. moonie
A religious number of people who believe that their messiah is Sun Myung Moon. They believe in abstinence, and sex after marriage. Purity is the most important thing for them, and they work hard to make everyone happy; this include service projects every summer and winter.
They fundraise everywhere to hold speeches and rallies and to donate...ALOT.
by anonimoose Mar 30, 2005 add a video
2. moonie
A slang term for a member of the Unification Church. Members are usually clean cut, Spiritual, devoted and will give their lives to their church leader, sun Myung Moon.
People who aren't in the Unification Church have also been called Moonies for their friendly personality and cleancut look.
I heard Jack Johnson is a Moonie.
Wow, you look like a Moonie in your suit.
3. Moonie
A fan of the anime 'Sailor Moon'.
Ophelia was always a moonie.
by RichardFanx3 Jul 3, 2005 add a video
4. moonie
v. moonie, moonies

also known simply as a moon, the action of baring one's buttocks to all and sundry. a more offensive alternative to 'the birdie'. also known as 'showing the brown-eye'.
"the young whipper-snapper emerged from the bush, moonied at the old lady and ran off, leaving her with a look of shock and disgust on her face."
by Andrew Duffy Feb 12, 2004 add a video
5. Moonie
Sailor Moon fanatic. Someone who can quote phrases in Japanese while barely understanding what the fuck they are saying.
That Moonie would not shut up about how in the name of the moon she'ld punish me.
by Mike Apr 3, 2003 add a video
6. Moonie
A very sleepy dog that sleeps most of the day and snores.
Oh that stupid moonie!
7. moonie
A fan of the anime series Sailor Moon, esp. fanatical
That moonie has the entire series on Laserdisk, not to mention a shrine to Sailor Mars and Sailor Mercury.
by MrMorden Feb 5, 2005 add a video
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