(N):1. Moonberries are very complicated. First of all they are not from the moon, they are from the bleeding rectum of Rossie O'Donald. Rossie O'Donald once sharted so hard in her blue undergarments that pieces of her very rectum shot into the sky. These ass pieces landed on the moon and are now called moonberries. Moonberries are used to enlarge your penus and allow you to shit fire ants coverd in aunt jemia syrup at an allarming rate, EAT WITH CAUTION.
E: Wow! The moonberry is comin in early this season, papa. Maybe the ants wont make me bleed this time.
by stankystrawberry January 13, 2011
a piece, or pieces of fruit submerged in moonshine for the purpose of flavoring, and absorbing said 'shine. Once the submerged moonberries have become saturated, they're consumed along with the moonberry flavored 'shine for the purpose of intoxication.
"The other night I didn't guzzle a drop of booze but I mowed down a shit ton of moonberries and failed my ethyl glucuronide detection test. It's back to the clink for this one-too-many-moonberry-eating jailbird."
by Andegeorsonreg May 01, 2013