moonbat fucko 

empty headed leftist tool,
unthinking drone ready to march at the drop of an illegal substance,
lack of critical thinking and reasoning as applied to politics and social issues,
without discernment,
fodder for Jon Stewart on the Daily Show.""

"I don't know why so many people are in prison, crime rates have been falling," - What a moonbat fucko! Crime is down because more criminals are in jail,

moonbat fucko by Fox Butterfield April 5, 2013

Moonbase Alpha

A free game produced by NASA to be downloaded and played from Steam. The objective of the game is to co-operate with your teamates and preform various tasks, such as repairing your base after a meteor storm.

However, this is pointless, due to the text-to-speech option, which will let everything you and others say be translated into text to speech. Thus, in mostly all of the lobbies, you will see people saying 'JOHN MADDEN' or 'AEIOU', and will not get the joke untill you turn text-to-speech on. When joining a server, there's an unspoken rule at least ONE person will be spamming 'AEIOU' or 'EBAY' in the monotone of stephen hawkings/microsoft sam.

Popular phrases on moonbase alpha are:

'UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU' 'JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN!' 'AEIOU? AEIOU!' 'SNAKE? SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAaaake!' '1234567890' '?!?!?!?!?!?!' 'EBRBRBRBRBR', et cetra, et cetra.

Moonbase Alpha by TheDailyFail May 9, 2011

moonbathing 

to bask under the moonlight; the opposite of sunbathing

I went moonbathing the other night even though the sky was slightly cloudy.

moonbathing by cisi September 5, 2006

moonbat 

A liberal, progressive, or left-wing person who promotes irrational conspiracy theories involving conservatives.

Helen is a moonbat - she thinks Ronald Reagan ordered the murder of John Lennon becuse of Lennon's anti-war views.

moonbat by vonTrips August 29, 2009

moonbat 

Moonbat (1) (n) Irrational and Mentally unstable persons of a decidedly liberal political affiliation;
(2) (n) Someone on the extreme edge of whatever their -ism happens to be.

Human Shields are Moonbats!

moonbat by Dashing Dasher October 16, 2004

Permanent Moonbase 

The sexually-charged act of defecating from one anus to another, back and forth to stimulate prostates of both participants. While not strictly a homosexual sexual act, it is more common in gay men than straight couples.

Person 1: Would you like to try the Permanent Moonbase tonight?
Person 2: No, unfortunately, I have diarrhea, it wouldn't pass back and forth properly.

Permanent Moonbase by JasonSchreier March 27, 2012

Mama Moonbat 

Conservatives' nickname for Cindy Sheehan, an anti-war activist whose son was killed in Iraq, and whose pronouncements are frequently histrionic and absurd.

Mama Moonbat declared to the rallying protesters that the Zionist cabal pulls all of Bushitler's strings.

Mama Moonbat by jaqua December 25, 2005