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moon pie is an actual product! it is a chocolate, marshmallow and grahan cracker (smore like!) confection/junk food snack pie, round in shape. exclusively seen/eaten in the south. they are commonly sold at gas stations and truck stops and as such has a rep as a white-trash product. i have seen one, but never eaten one. paired with a drink to "wash it down" which i THINK is usually milk. some of you southern red necks need help me put here.
a moon pie is a real food object!
by heizmo December 02, 2005
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A colloquialism used in the 1960's and 70's to describe marijuana or commonly referred to as "reefer".
Sally! There's nothing behind you. You took too many hits of that moon pie.
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The female version of a fruit basket or a sluttier version of mooning; when a women bends over and you can see her vagina and asshole.
Hey fellow drunken ladies let us moon pie that truck driver.
Kaitlyn always goes commando so I make sure to drop my pencil when she wears a short skirt, here's hoping for moon pie.
There's nothing better than a moon pie in the morning.
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you know.....the food you get at gas stations.....its chocolate and marsmellow.....yumm.....but its one of those food that you have to be in the mood to eat......
billy bob joe:"hey wanna moon pie"
blop:"eww...no i'm not in the mood"
billy bob joe: =o
by nickie whaley September 16, 2005
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A rarely utilized yet hilarious slang term for hallucinogenic mushrooms, or shrooms. Derived from the feeling of separation from mental and physical being during peak onset of the herb.
Dude remember the first time we tried moon pies and though we stumbled upon bowser's castle from super mario but it was just an old church? That was nuts.
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The final masterpiece when a male cums on a female's ass.
Damn baby, I'm gonna give you a moonpie.
by danielle regierro July 28, 2004
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The act of performing cunalingus on a special female while she is on the toilet taking a dump. The smell may be horrific but when its your turn to take a dump and get a blumpkin, the result will be EPIC!! P.S you are a sick bastard...
Steven decided to give his girlfriend a moon pie because she promised to give him a blumkin. Steven doesn't discuss this experience!
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