slang term describing WHITE PEOPLE..

moon: because they are pale and pasty-colored like the moon
cricket: because they are noisy as hell and take everything over
That dude's boss is such a moon cricket
by alphonse the lurker October 25, 2006
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a person who does not blink their eyes and are as wide open as they can be.
The Plant Service's Supervisor is called moon cricket.
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A typical person of African descent. A black person, but not the Condoleezza type. Usually those of a less articulate nature.
"Dude, we better get outta here before we lose our wallets, this place is filled with mooncrickets."
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