Possibly the most disgusting sex-act ever known to both man and machine.
The act of going to a party of drunkeness, getting someone to pass out from drunkeness (amongst other things), pulling down ones (meaning yours) pants, taking a massive poo on their chest, ejaculating gooey substance on the poo, and lastly, taking another massive poo on the gooey substance of which is atop the mountainous poo-mountain below it.
As soon as this act of nastyness is complete, one (meaning you) would be best to completely dissapear from the party.
Chris (by the urbandictionary.com rules, he's not a real person-don't try to find him, it'd be a waste of time) totally decided to moon pie that chick.
It was so nasty, I couldn't stop vomitting.
by maskedpantsman December 09, 2006

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moon pie is an actual product! it is a chocolate, marshmallow and grahan cracker (smore like!) confection/junk food snack pie, round in shape. exclusively seen/eaten in the south. they are commonly sold at gas stations and truck stops and as such has a rep as a white-trash product. i have seen one, but never eaten one. paired with a drink to "wash it down" which i THINK is usually milk. some of you southern red necks need help me put here.
a moon pie is a real food object!
by heizmo December 02, 2005

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The act of performing cunalingus on a special female while she is on the toilet taking a dump. The smell may be horrific but when its your turn to take a dump and get a blumpkin, the result will be EPIC!! P.S you are a sick bastard...
Steven decided to give his girlfriend a moon pie because she promised to give him a blumkin. Steven doesn't discuss this experience!
by Mandingo aka Big Papi March 26, 2012

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Slang for adderall.
Dude, you got any moon pies?
Just got more yesterday!
by k69z January 20, 2012

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When a woman bends over and her legs do not touch at the top and you can see her pussy lips under her ass cheeks.
When Nikki bent over and the sun blared through the window, you could tell she had no panties on...because you could see her beautiful moon pie.
by Frosty2073 June 11, 2006

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you know.....the food you get at gas stations.....its chocolate and marsmellow.....yumm.....but its one of those food that you have to be in the mood to eat......
billy bob joe:"hey wanna moon pie"
blop:"eww...no i'm not in the mood"
billy bob joe: =o
by nickie whaley September 16, 2005

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when you sandwich you cum in between 2 pieces of poop.
he gave her a moon pie for her birthday.

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