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A sniffer of womens bike seats
You are a moomph, you dirty old perv
by Anonymous April 26, 2003
The sound that's is made when you fart in the bath and you squeeze down and smother the bastard
Did you hear that fat lady moomph. That was the loudest moomph I have ever heard in my life
#moomf #phhlablam #bathfart #smothered pop #bathskiddy
by dundee777 June 02, 2015
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