A foul mouthed old Pakistani man who works at Smartech. Introduced us to such delightful terms as the Alligator Fuckhouse, Cincinnati Bowtie and the need for "connection"
Mooj: It's not about cocks and tits and balls, it's about love! It's not about butthole pleasures..
Andy: It's definitely not about the butthole pleasures
...and so on.
Andy: It's definitely not about the butthole pleasures
...and so on.
by Partario December 13, 2005
by Claytonicnutz April 15, 2007
by fluffbucket January 25, 2010
Any form of word(verb, adjective, noun etc) any means anything you want it to mean - i.e a suitable replacement for any word in your sentence. Created in conjunction with "the Jaffulator"
"Your a fucking Mooj"
"Oops, I, moojed it again"
"Bend over while I mooj you"
"Come along and we'll all have a moojing great time"
"Oops, I, moojed it again"
"Bend over while I mooj you"
"Come along and we'll all have a moojing great time"
by Danny "Bhuna" Houghton April 23, 2004
by shittywalk June 15, 2012
a noun that can represent any person place or thing.
can be used as a replacement for (1)mother fucker (2)dick wad and (3)douche nozzle.
generally used in a bad sesne.
can be used as a replacement for (1)mother fucker (2)dick wad and (3)douche nozzle.
generally used in a bad sesne.
by Master Nag August 8, 2009
The act of continuously tormenting a single person in your neighborhood by knocking at their door in the middle of the night very loudly.
The "mooj" part comes from writing a letter to the victim saying that you won't stop knocking at their door until they do something for you.
The "mooj" part comes from writing a letter to the victim saying that you won't stop knocking at their door until they do something for you.
Me and Joe were moojing Mr. Davis last night and he called the rent-a-cops on us.
Example letter:
Dear Mr. -insert name-,
We will not stop knocking at your door until you speed around the neighborhood at 90 miles an hour
Example letter:
Dear Mr. -insert name-,
We will not stop knocking at your door until you speed around the neighborhood at 90 miles an hour
by WeeMan9O May 7, 2007