Mooseterbating 

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

mooge muffins 

When a person gets so fucked up on drugs or alcohol he or she throws up on their chest/tits. It often happens to college freshmen who are binge drinking for the first time.

Girl: What happened to me last night? Why do I have mooge muffins?

Roommate: Weeeeeeeell...

mooge muffins by 0neWay November 19, 2013

Mooseticle 

The genitalia of a male moose. Often found in Canadian stews and salads. Is sometimes turned into a very tough type of jerky.

I had a great pair of mooseticle's in my soup last night, wonderful dish!

Mooseticle by Dr. Nolrik November 5, 2011

Mogette

Noun: A person who can't differentiate between tomato sauce (ketchup for you Yanks) and BBQ sauce.

(pl): Mogetties

"You're a mogette, Tyler."

Mogette by Sirdanik May 7, 2015

Mooged 

To be unfairly banned from a gaming server, usually by a 'witchhunt' instigated by a single player or admin.

"Why have I been mooged ffs? Bill banned me for no reason at all last night. It's just not fair"

Mooged by D NUM January 2, 2009

moosetits

When people can't pronounce the youtuber Muselk's name they say Moosetits

Person 1: Hey do you watch Muselk?
Person2: Moosetits? Yeah he is gud

moosetits by ZiggoKill September 21, 2016

Douche Mooger 

1) stealing your friends bf/gf
2) kelsey watson
3) like a douche mover, but worse.

Kelsey is such a douche mooger! She straight stole my boyfriend! hoe.

....it was on greek...sorta

Douche Mooger by fnoodles November 5, 2009