A slang term meaning Methamphetamines. Also the name of the dnb massive, the moofty crew!
Lets go around johnos house and smoke some moofty

I'm of my chops, this is some quality moofty

Has anyone seen my port sipper? its full of moofty
by seshwan September 25, 2007
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a slang or derogatory term used when describing a straight person.
Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: Yeah what about him?
Guy1: I think hes hot

Guy2: yeah but i hear he's a Mooftie

Guy1: aww that sucks
by Billy Kay. November 18, 2010
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Terrorists who wrap towels around their heads. Arabs, indonesians etc.. Can be male or female
by Peter Digger September 13, 2006
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A slang term for the byproduct of the self cleaning vaginal oven, a moofty is a vagina, and a booger is a booger, people don't really talk about the moofty boogers but everyone has seen one.
Guy. "Dude have you seen Virginias oven lately?"

Other guy. "Yeah dude, moofty boogers to the max"

Alan. " omg did you see Sandi's undies on the bathroom floor?"

Steve. " yeah bro, moofty's for days!!!" moofty booty
by Moof moof April 24, 2016
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A drop kick drug fucked bell end that thinks they are cool as fuck.
by Tb42w June 6, 2017
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When you are out on the town with lads and you have a raging hard on, you find the nearest old lady and cum slime on her wrinkly old tits whilst she shakes the cum from her tits all over said bros while they cheer a brother on
Bro 1: hey you should have come out last night
Bro 2: why's that bro
Bro 1: that dirty moofty took a load on an old Nanna and she fire hydranted that shit all over the lads
by MrMooftySanch June 16, 2021
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