Moorey 

A Moorey is when, while in Las Vegas you get jacked by two prostitutes. Who take your $800, your camera and all your dignity.

When Erin was on his trip he copped a Moorey big time. Now he can't get home and his mum won't speak to him.

Moorey by Sam Deighton December 22, 2007

mooberty

A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.

Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!

Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.

mooberty by Clive London November 29, 2007

Moosey Fate

Taken from Invader Zim.
To be sent unwillingly by a small, green alien to a room with a Moose in it.

"Now prepare to suffer your Moosey fate!"

Moosey Fate by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 3, 2004

Moobyuken

When someone performs the Shoryuken move from Street Fighter onto a fat-man's moob, causing it to swing up into the air

Guy #1: Dude look at that fat guy, I'm totally gonna give him a Moobyuken
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Watch...MOOBYUKEN!
Fat guy: OW! what was that for?
Guy #2: owned

Moobyuken by BigPalooka December 4, 2009

Mooney Rule 

A code of secrecy invoked by promising to never tell another person the story you are about to be told.

In a conversation the Mooney Rule would be used as follows:
Person 1: Dude, I have something important to tell you, Mooney Rule on this.
Person 2: Ok, I swear never tell anyone.
Person one then proceeds to tell person two the important story knowing that the secret will stay private between the two due to the Mooney Rule being invoked.

Mooney Rule by RC45 February 8, 2013

Moobert 

The hidden character that appears in every fourh pannel in all Dilbert comics*



*Does not appear in any Dilbert comic.

Wow that's one freaking big Moobert you got over there.

Moobert by zxcvbnmnbvcxz123 March 11, 2003

mooberboating 

Mooberboating is the act of motorboating moobs. It's like motorboating but on men's boobs. This act can be done by a male or female but is commonly done as a joke in gay circles.

Damn. Did you hear about Tony? Well he's on a mooberboating streak, so watch out.

mooberboating by Little Dicklet February 26, 2017