moobclop; plural moobclops: A singularboob in the middle of a human male's chest. Not to be confused with the uniboob, which is reserved for the female human's chest. A moobclop is a disease that is contracted form birth genetically and is very contagious as well.
"His moobclop is outrageous!"
"My poor baby, he has a moobclop."
"Moobclops are all the rage these days."
Where's your moobclop?"