Note on pronunciation: Cowian is a tonal language containing over 35,000 known words, the vast majority of which are pronounced (approximately) “moo” mu.
Moo möó moó möô. Good morning farmer Jones.
Möo môo moo. (Those) flowers are delicious.
It was originally discovered by British Prime Minister Winston Churchill, who created it in an experiment alongside Bono's grandfather, Bono. Its full potential was not known until along came a Vietnamese doctor named Timbuk the Second, commonly written as Timbuk II. Warning: can cause induced menstrual cycle in male users.