Darvskins: "Back in Amsterdam we didn't think is was polite to put your elbows on your face"
Subject 'A': "What?"
Subject 'A': "Oh. . . Um, okay."
Subject 'A': "Stop that!"
It was originally discovered by British Prime Minister Winston Churchill, who created it in an experiment alongside Bono's grandfather, Bono. Its full potential was not known until along came a Vietnamese doctor named Timbuk the Second, commonly written as Timbuk II. Warning: can cause induced menstrual cycle in male users.