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Montreal is a terrifying place where you can hear police cars and burglar alarms going off late at night.

You can't walk even walk down the streets during the day without breathing the toxic air filled with second hand smoke.

Among the population, there are a lot of anglophones who hate everything french and francophones who hate everything english.

Some areas look very pretty.

The metro is hard for new people to understand and people there aren't very helpful in giving you directions.

If you do something wrong in the metro, people will stare at you.

Montreal people aren't usually very nice.

18 year olds from Ontario go there to drink and go to bars since that's the legal drinking age.

They have a lot of sucky malls that don't have any interesting stores.
Montreal = worse than Ottawa
Ottawa = worse than Toronto
Toronto = awsome =-D
by Lovem10101 April 09, 2011
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Montreal has French Canadians, and the worst drivers in the world.....enough said.
I Came from Vancouver the best city in the world one day to Montreal rode this carriage through the old part of town(this was actually cool) then I laughed at how stupid the French people are, got pissed off at how Quebec residents honk at red light(if they dont go right through it) went to the airport and back to the rich safe haven city of Vancouver p.s. big mountains rock
by Big K Man March 09, 2006
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The grossest city ever.
They only wish they were still Canada's number one city.
poor french bastards make the rest of canadian students learn and fail french becasue no one gets thire fucking lanugage..its not even real french.

When I went on a school trip to Montreal we had to cut our shopping trip short becasue the group of creepers on the streat stripping,
TRUE STORY
by UD10000 November 03, 2007
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A city that is surprisingly in Canada even though it is is French! They also use Canadian money there!
"They Don't Use Euro's In Montreal."
by Megadeth73 May 28, 2008
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