Period, menstruation, that time-of-the-month, having the painters in, call it what you will it still sucks.

Go swimming!!! Boy, you crazy, I've got my monthly gift at the moment..
by a,men April 1, 2009
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The monthly period. Menses. The red gift box delivered to women every month by Mother Nature.
by shellbell2234 March 12, 2009
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