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Montez is a man who can be childish but yet mans up when it comes to someone he really cares about. If you date a Montez, he might play games with you until he realize what you're worth to him. Once he falls in love, he'll stay to be the man of your dreams.

Montez is a very handsome guy, respectful, loving, and extremely sweet. You're lucky if you able to have sex with him. He's a beast!
Girl: I need a Montez. They seem like food people date.

Me: I already have one he's amazing. I love him!!!
Montez by Lovelyangel1227 July 23, 2014

By the halls of Montezuma 

An exclamation, a expression used when surprised, a reference to an ancient Aztec ruler. Used by psychic detective Shawn Spencer while solving a heinous crime.
By the halls of Montezuma! It was Jimmy who robbed the post office.
Always doing hard work to get the job done. Respectful to others in any kind of way, when necessary. Doesnt take anything for granted. Never has any enemies, but wont back down for anything. Females are the speciality & at the end of the day he riding around & he getting it. Swaggg be 2 stoopid for the younginz.
Montez yo swaggg is stoopid & you got everybody on yo side, let me be in yo playbook.
Montez by King Hogan December 10, 2012

monnezza 

"Monnezza" or more exactly "munnezza" is a word originally from South Italy (Naples and the surrounding area), which means : garbage / trash.


It is also used as offensive word against others.
Questo contenitore è pieno di monnezza
This container is full of monnezza

Or

Stronzo! Sei proprio na' munnezza!
Asshole, you are really a munnezza (shit)
monnezza by Mangiaspaghetti April 12, 2008
An out going person that's blessed with many opportunities in life and about there stuff and have something big plan for them selfs in the future also an lady's man
Damn Montez up next
Montez by tezzy April 12, 2015

Montezuma's revenge

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by tourists visiting Mexico. The name humorously refers to Moctezuma II, the ruler of the Aztec civilization who was defeated and slaughtered by Hernán Cortés, the Spanish conquistador. The white Spainiards would then continue to enslave or obliterate the Aztec people.
It is said that whenever a white person has diarrhea while visiting Mexico, he is suffering the wrath of Montezuma's revenge.
Montezuma's revenge by SmashingJack February 23, 2009