By the halls of Montezuma 

An exclamation, a expression used when surprised, a reference to an ancient Aztec ruler. Used by psychic detective Shawn Spencer while solving a heinous crime.

By the halls of Montezuma! It was Jimmy who robbed the post office.

By the halls of Montezuma by Killane August 28, 2010

Montezuma's revenge

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by tourists visiting Mexico. The name humorously refers to Moctezuma II, the ruler of the Aztec civilization who was defeated and slaughtered by Hernán Cortés, the Spanish conquistador. The white Spainiards would then continue to enslave or obliterate the Aztec people.

It is said that whenever a white person has diarrhea while visiting Mexico, he is suffering the wrath of Montezuma's revenge.

Montezuma's revenge by SmashingJack February 23, 2009

Montezuma's roulette 

An occurrence during an episode of Montezuma's revenge where one needs to relieve a build-up of gas, but in doing so might run the risk of a shart attack.

Man, I gotta go change. I just lost at Montezuma's roulette.

Montezuma's roulette by brownmenace December 18, 2011

montejupal 

A slang term for a person of questionable mental state, work ethic, or general interpersonal disposition.

“This fuckin’ montejupal better clean up his act or I’m going to throw him off a roof.”

montejupal by staffofficerobservations January 8, 2019

Montezuma's revenge

diarrhea contracted by tourists in Mexico (see also Aztec two-step)

Remember,if you drink the water in Mexico, you will get Montezuma's revenge.

Montezuma's revenge by Light Joker June 25, 2005

Montezuma 

Montezuma, Moctezuma, or Montecuzoma, was a Mexica (or Aztec) name. It's meaning is "His Angry Lord, Archer of the Sky". There were two Montezuma emperors. The first was nicknamed "HuehueMontezuma" (old Montezuma) or Montezuma Ilhuicamina (Montezuma the big one), although contemporarly known as Montezuma I. The second was Montezuma Xocoyotzin (Montezuma the young one), or Montezuma II. The former was the Mexica emperor (nahuatl: Hueytlatoani) who met Hernán Cortés and his men, mistook him with Quetzalcóatl (who was said to be "tall, white and with a great beard") and treated the Spaniards like gods. He died after being held captive by the Spanish conquistadores and stoned to death by the Aztecs.

Montezuma saw 8 signs that foretold the fall of his empire.

Montezuma by Fawfulster November 8, 2010

Montemayor 

1. Last name, frequency rank in the U.S. is 4686.

2. Montemayor is a city located in the province of Córdoba, Spain. According to the 2006 census (INE), the city has a population of 3936 inhabitants.

1. Let's go visit with the Montemayor's.

2. I'm going to vacation in Montemayor, Spain.

Montemayor by Nikki Barnett October 18, 2008