dan: we're going to the hamptons. were gonna get mad shitty and hook up with some hot bitches. should be chill. how about you?
mike: eh, my friend's date has a house in montauk, so we're going there. its gonna be pretty lame. not too much alcohol, and all the bids are mad immature and prude.
dan: sorry bro
mike: fuck my life
If you can't stand the Hamptons, and uptight assholes, Montauk is the place to go.
Bring beer, a chair, and umbrella, and leave your bullshit at home.