| 1. | hulk shlong | ||
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a force so great that is in the crotch of hulk, it is so big that if you get the hulk turned on you will get ripped in half did you see the hulk shlo......, nooo dont say it, it will get you and find you , dont ever say the hulk shlong
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| 2. | Jurassic Chode | ||
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A chode that is so large it is referred to as "beastly" or "monstrous" like the humongous reptilian dinosaurs that roamed during the Jurassic period. "Dude his chode was massive"
"Yea, that thing was jurassic." "Hey are you guys talking about Joe's Jurassic Chode?" |
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| 3. | Titans Toe | ||
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Monstrous pulsating member. Elwood was thinking of butters strumming herself to the point gushing her fluids everywhere when he developed a titans toe.
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| 4. | Field goal status | ||
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An example of how big a guys dick is. Used only when one has a truly monster cock. Holding ones hands vertically over ones head in a parallel fashion is the proper gesture. A referee holding his hands over his head after a field goal is a proper execution of the "field goal status" gesture.
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| 5. | Shower Cock | ||
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An impressively large penis sufficient to hold its own when viewed by one's peers in the shower. 'S'truth that bloke has some serious shower cock!'
'If you're going to bathe in those hot springs you'll need a decent shower cock if you don't want to be laughed at.' 'I won't walk right for a week - he was packing some monstrous shower cock.' |
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