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2. monson
1. A bad mistake

2. An arrogant person who strives to make themselves feel better by making fun of others.
1. Carl, hitting on that fat chick was such a monson!

2. Dude, making fun of that retarded kid only makes you a monson.
by mlb1497 Jul 25, 2005 add a video
1. Monson
The definition of a superior being in ways of Strength, Intelligence, and able to adapt and overcome all odds.
That kid survived being stranded for 5 years on a island he must of monsoned it.

Did you see that man pull off that feat?! He's a fucking Monson!
3. monson
Any large object which is shape like a fallace, especially the penis
Did you see that hot dog? Man, it was such a monson!
4. Monson
To mess up, make a mess, etc...Named for a small town in Maine...
After my buddy spilled his drink on my dash..."Dude, you Monsoned up my truck!"
5. monson
A creepy person who stalks people in stairwells.
Man, that guy is monson, he stalked that girl all through the apartment complex!
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