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Marilyn Monroe 

Marilyn Monroe was an American actress, model, and singer. Famous for playing comic "blonde bombshell" characters, she became one of the most popular sex symbols of the 1950s and was emblematic of the era's attitudes towards sexuality.
Bill: Who's the most beautiful woman from the 1950's?

Damian: That's easy, Marilyn Monroe!
Marilyn Monroe by CannabisKings March 31, 2019

Jaime Monroy

This is a latino guy who started as a stand up comedian in the mid- 70’s when he was 16, and their were no Mexican comedians in Hollywood. Jaime (his real name Alejandro Delgado) and Paul Rodriguez are like mexican pioneers… Jaime grew up in Lincoln Heights, East Los Angeles. Because he was under age and couldn’t get into nightclubs legally or television show castings without being accompanied by his parents, he got jobs like “valet” parking cars at comedy clubs as an employee or worked handing out tickets to TV show tapings in front of Hollywood Chinese Theatre on Hollywood boulevard then would go inside the TV shows like Happy Days, Laverene and Shirley, Mork and Mindy, the Jeffersons because he worked getting the studio audiences for the TV tapings and started getting “extra” work on TV shows. Theirs a documentary on this guy’s life coming out called “Hollywood Desperado”.
Mid-70’s, Mexican pioneer comedian Jaime Monroy headed for the bright lights of fame and fortune, and makes it as the Hollywood Desperado!
Jaime Monroy by Oralarry August 22, 2008

Monogatari Series 

An anime/light novel series meant for those with 900 IQ. It tells the stories of different aberrations with different symbolisms.
The Monogatari Series was so confusing dude, I totally didn't understand a thing.

Cereal Monogamist 

A person who eats the same cereal every day through the course of several boxes.
Phil: "Hey Kara, what do you want for breakfast?"
Kara: "I've been into those bran flakes for the last several weeks and I see no need to change."

That's a cereal monogamist.
Cereal Monogamist by MzBranFlake February 8, 2012

Marques Monroe 

“Marques Monroe has released a new song!”
Marques Monroe by HOMOHIPHOP June 19, 2018

The Elusive Monogamous Slutsquatch 

The one (rumoured-to-exist) woman who comes off as a complete lady of the highest order, while in public. She encompasses elegance, grace, poise and refinement. She is compassionate, intelligent, and kind. She is incredibly fit and has the nicest figure a man could imagine. She dresses in a conservatively sexy manner and has great taste in clothes. She never dresses like a slut, no matter what the occasion (i.e. She does not take part in Slut-O-Ween, or wear yoga pants in public.)

However, contrary to her conservative appearance, she becomes a savage when engaging in sexual activity, and she will push sexual boundaries to their animalistic limits, but not go too far. Her natural ability, desire and skills required to pleasure both her man and herself knows no equal. No man or woman, who only knows of her in pubic, would ever even suspect that her animalistic 'other side' exists.

She transcends the proverbial 'lady in the streets, whore in the sheets', and is the female version of a sexual Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Oddly, she does not want to sleep with any 'other' guy she meets because she is completely focused with pleasing her one man --- the man who discovers her true identity.

Background:

- Many women appear prim proper while in public, and they ARE sexual prudes in private. (no surprises here)
- Many women appear slutty in public, and they ARE slutty in private. (no surprises here)
- The elusive monogamous slutsquatch would both rock and shock the man who found her.
ex. I thought my then-girlfriend (???) was the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, however, I left her alone for a week and she slept with her ex-boyfriend. Then she started checking out other men and commenting on them, in sexual manner, in front of both her young daughter and myself (which is quite classless). Yeah, (???) was not the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, but we had some great and memorable times together while I was investigating the possibility that she was the one.

*** The elusive slutsquatch's existence has NOT been verified, however, some men have claimed to have 'thought' they observed her in both her natural habitats (in public, and in private). She is widely rumoured to exist, but sadly there is no verification. She could be caught right now, and no one would know because of the aforementioned attributes. ***