Any language the speaker cannot understand, especially with writing unknown to the speaker, sometimes abbreviated as moon. Common in multinational IRC-channels where languages not understood by everyone sometimes are spoken.
Guy: "Ebouillantez les amandes, émondez et faites-les frire dans huile chaude puis concassez-les à l’aide d’un mixeur."
A series of short guttural noises that convey a large amount of meaning between two or more members of the male species. (Warning: not understood by women, feminine males, or trannies)(c)
Boy: "Grunt"
Other Boy: "I totally understand"
Definiton of grunt:"I have had a bad day please leave me alone"
Ex: I cant understand you I am too sensitive to translate your manspeak
The nickname for that friend of yours who comes to your crib with a passed out bitch and a 12-pack of tall boys who can't finish sentences, spills all over your new rug, and pukes in your crisper.
"Dude, the party was going swimmingly until Slurry McNospeak showed up. He wiped his hands on my sister and humped all my towels."
"Check it out, Slurry McNospeak is getting naked on then roof (again)."
When your Mom repeats back something she heard and gets it all wrong.
Again, Jack corrected her, "No Mom, Twitter allows 40 characters, not 400!" then he glanced at Zoe and said, "Momspeak!" as they laughed under their breath.
Manspeaking is when, among a conversation of women, a man speaks without first being spoken to. This term is used by feminist to silence a man who's speaking when their input in the conversation is not needed. To avoid manspeaking, you must wait to be spoken to first before saying a word. If you're not spoken to, stick to being the obedient, silent, good male feminist that you're supposed to be.
(NOTE: manspeaking usually only applies to conversations among feminists)
Feminist 1: that's the problem with this hetero-patriarchal society we live in.
Feminist 2: Yes. exactly.
Male: Yeah. The patriarchy is terrible.
Feminist 1: stop MANSPEAKING. No one asked you to say anything about this.
1:(adj)Denotes a discussion or confession which is completely honest and completely confidential between all men present, usually 2 and usually inappropriate, sexual, and/or serious.
2:(v) to have such a discussion
1:
Mike: Holy crap dude, this is totally manspeak, but i just banged Carl's sister.
James: WTF she's 17! and hot... I wont say anything, but goddam...
2:
Carl: Mike, can i manspeak to you for a second?