| 8. | Dimento | ||
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A rare form of dimentia that occurs when a patient suffering from dimentia hit their head hardly on lead, gold, or iced tea. That poor man has dimento.
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| 9. | Engineering | ||
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n. A profession, usually taught in universities as a four-year program. It's far more rigorous than most other programs available to university students, with the benefit of near-guaranteed employment after graduation. Downsides include not being able to get laid and extreme social awkwardness. Arts majors:
Look, isn't that one of those engineering students? Man, what a pathetic loser. We're so much cooler lolol. Engineering student: It's this "loser" here that'll be making 70 grand a year right after graduating. Enjoy your degree in Classical Literature suckers, it'll probably qualify you for flipping burgers. |
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| 10. | Healthitarian | ||
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A healthitarian is not the equivalent of a vegetarian, nor is it the equivalent vegan. A healthitarian is one who does not consume anything that could be hazardous to ones health. Be it meat, dairy, or products with harmful ingredients and/or preservatives, a healthitarian will stay away from it all. A true healthitarian strives to eat, mainly, organic fruit, vegetables and beans that grow, are prepared and delivered to the end consumer naturally (without growth hormones or any man-made/unhealthy additives). Home-made juices/smoothies (without sugar or any other additives)(Just fruit, vegetables, or other naturally-occurring healthy foods) are good for you too! Katie: Here, eat this dead cow meat! more...
Travis: No thank you, Katie. I don't eat meat, or anything for that matter with growth hormones, saturated fat, trans fat... Katie: Want some utter-juice? Travis: Thanks for asking, but I don't drink that stuff; again, trans and saturated fat. Katie: What kind of fast-food do you eat? Travis: Actually, I don't eat fast-food. Only un-modified, fresh fruits, vegetables, tree-nuts or beans that do not have any unhealthy additives put into or on them whatsoever. Katie: What about some of this candy? Travis: Check those labels out: tartrazine, other artificial colours and flavours, all of that sugar.. Well, simply put, no. Katie: You'll have some pop, won't you? Travis: Glucose-fructose (high fructose corn syrup), sugar, caffeine... Definately not! Katie: Why won't you eat or drink any of that stuff? Travis: Because I am a healthitarian. And it's okay that you're not, I still love you, you're awesome, but I am always happy to see people becoming more health-conscious! Katie: Being a healthitarian sounds marvelous, but doesn't the food taste bland? Travis: Not at all; you don't need toxic ingredients like monosodium glutamate to have food taste delicious! There are many wonderful... |
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| 11. | MSG | ||
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mmmm so good!!! Food with MSG in it is the best because mmmm it's soooo good!!!
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| 12. | malfood | ||
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Plural. - 'malfoods' Noun. - Any number of food additives on the USDA Generally Recognized As Safe (GRAS) list. Noun. - Any over-processed, over-purified, food-derived commercial or wholesale products that detrimentally affect health. Noun. - Snack food. Fast food. Anything in a mylar pouch masquerading as edible. Noun. - Any edible product where the one or more of the first five ingredients are: High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar, Crystalized Cane Juice, Fructose, Sucrose, White flour, hydrogenated fats or oils, etc. Anything where one or more of the ingredients is an artificial sweetener, monosodium glutamate (msg), other non-NaCL taste-changing salts, or contains saturated fat. Noun. - Any edible product masquerading as nutritious food. Noun. - Any edible product with artificial sweetener. Noun. - Any edible product created by a corporation or conglomerate, packaged and processed to last on the store shelf forever. Usually contains mass quantities of sugar. 1. "High Fructose Corn Syrup is malfood."
2. "Coca-Cola is a malfood. So is Pepsi." 3. "All children's cereals are malfoods." 4. "Most large-chain grocery-store aisles contain nothing but malfood. Shop _around_ the aisles in the fresh produce, meat, dairy and egg sections. Buy and cook whole grains." 5. "Moms -- stop letting your kids drink that stuff. It's just malfood." 6. "Rats and monkeys living on American malfood tend to get obese and become diabetic within months." |
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| 13. | malfood | ||
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Noun. - Any over-processed, over-purified, food-derived commercial or wholesale products that detrimentally affect health. Noun. - Snack food. Fast food. Anything in a mylar pouch masquerading as edible. Noun. - Any edible product where the one or more of the first five ingredients are: High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar, Crystalized Cane Juice, Fructose, Sucrose, White flour, hydrogenated fats or oils, etc. Anything where one or more of the ingredients is an artificial sweetener, monosodium glutamate (msg), other non-NaCL taste-changing salts, or contains saturated fat. Noun. - Any edible product masquerading as nutritious food. Noun. - Any edible product with artificial sweetener. Noun. - Any edible product created by a corporation or conglomerate, packaged and processed to last on the store shelf forever. Usually contains mass quantities of sugar. 1. "High Fructose Corn Syrup is malfood."
2. "Coca-Cola is a malfood. So is Pepsi." 3. "All children's cereals are malfoods." 4. "Most large-chain grocery-store aisles contain nothing but malfood. Shop _around_ the aisles in the fresh produce, meat, dairy and egg sections. Buy and cook whole grains." 5. "Moms -- stop letting your kids drink that stuff. It's just malfood." 6. "Rats and monkeys living on American malfood tend to get obese and become diabetic within months." |
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