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(noun) When a cat straddles an object in the same manner that a human rides a horse, often projecting an image similar to a monorail on its track.

Monokittehs are often depicted in LOLcats photos.
Bonkers the cat loves to jump onto the back of our couch and lay as a monokitteh.
by KR00PS May 23, 2009

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