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Function: noun
: any of various esters of glycerol in which only one of the three hydroxyl groups is esterified and which are often used as emulsifiers

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Ingredients: Enriched Flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate (vitamin B1), Riboflavin (vitamin B2), Folic Acid, Soybean oil, Defatted Wheat Germ, Sugar, Cornstarch, High Frutose Corn Syrup, Salt, Corn Syrup, MONOGLYCERIDES, Malt Syrup, Leavening (Calcium Phosphate, Baking Soda), Artificial Color (Annatto Extract, Turmericoleoresin).

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...wow, 0 grams of fat? woot.
by Kit-Kat February 25, 2005

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