b. the inability to use a pair of tweezers, aka forrest gumpery
bro, i know. BITCH, EVEN FORREST GUMP COULD USE TWEEZERS!
2)Eddie Munster lookalike.
Carl: "No. Have you?"
Carl: "Last time I saw him he was throwing up after, like, 4 wine coolers.”
Steve: “I wonder if he still has that monobrow?"