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Monogamize 

Verb- to end the relationship in order to serve the needs of a monogamous relationship.

Especially in the case of a new monogamous relationship.

Commonly perpetrated by fake poly people.
We used to be best friends, but his girlfriend doesn't let him talk to me. I can't believe I just got monogamized by someone I've known for 5 years!
Monogamize by Yahgirlnahgirl February 9, 2018

monomiserate 

(v.) To express or feel lamentation alone (cf. commiserate)

Derivatives: monomiseration (n.)
Being single on Valentine's Day, he was left alone to monomiserate.
monomiserate by langnerd January 11, 2009

monorminal

When you convince yourself that an event occurs regularly and is norminal, but it has only happened once.
Elijah having a good idea is monorminal.
monorminal by aTALLasian April 11, 2019

Menominee 

-Where can I find some Heroine?
-Why, on any beach in Menominee of course
Menominee by Ras Barry December 17, 2018

monominded

Singleminded; focused on one thing so intensely as to negate the instinct for self preservation.
Carlotta was so monominded about her apppearance that while grooming herself in the rearview mirror on the commute to work she compressed her Geo Metro to 3 feet in length on a stopped semi-trailer.
monominded by harry flashman October 30, 2003

Menominee 

The worst town you could possibly live in. Bad food, fat people; the only highlight is leaving.
"Hey man, are we out of Menominee yet?"
"Naw, you'll have to wait seven more miles until we get to working plumbing."
Menominee by Janey Doe May 1, 2008