Montico 

A kid who likes to eat children and make Hillary Clinton jokes. He calls girls DreamWorks troll feat and licks forks on the weekends

Montico who eats girls toes in his dreams

Montico by Montico December 13, 2019

county mountie 

A CB radio/trucker term used to describe a member of the local law enforcement. This phrase usually refers to the county sheriff structure in the United States.

Watch out good buddy you got a County Mountie on your tai1!

county mountie by S McQueen March 18, 2006

moontimes

"that time of the month" for the female types, if ya know what im sayin

joann couldn't wear her white pants today, because of the moontimes.

moontimes by Bill McGassy October 6, 2008

Deer Mounting 

Going around during Christmas time and taking people's light up deer and putting them in odd, funny sexual positions. The ones with the moving heads are real fun

duuude lets go deer mounting my neighbors just got a herd of them!

Deer Mounting by ziggyzos December 16, 2008

county mountie 

Trucker term used to describe local (usually rural) law enforcement, such as a sheriff or deputy, that is not part of a statewide highway patrol law enforcement unit.

Trucker 1: Hey there Eastboud, what'd'ya leave behind ya?
Trucker 2: Westbound, you got a county mountie takin' pictures at about the 112 yard stick.
Trucker 1: Ten-four driver, you're clear all the way to K-town.

county mountie by grizzled March 17, 2006

Montitors 

Big Huge Monster Tits

"Did you see the montitors on Ben's Mom?"

Montitors by Ben Christ April 16, 2008

monticello mn 

Monticello is a fun but boring town. It has a community center a walmart and a target that white kids go to after school. Its population is 95% white people. The kids like to get kicked out of the stores.

Emily: "Hey lets go to target in monticello mn a and get kicked out for fun"
Derek " sounds like fun to me, then we go to walmart and get kicked out to"

monticello mn by Monticello12qw November 5, 2017