Dylan Minnette 

A REALLY HOT actor that was Clay Jensen in Thirteen Reasons Why, and sings in the band Wallows.

Her: "Did you see Dylan Minnette in 13 reasons why?"
Me: "Ya, he may get beaten up a lot but he still looks great!"

Dylan Minnette by Leopard_lover_21 April 22, 2017

Total Monet

Used to describe someone who looks good from far away, but up close is a total mess. Reference "Clueless"

The use of "Monet" is in reference to impressionist paintings

When I first saw her, I thought she was hot, but then she got up close and was a total Monet.

Total Monet by giglingurl February 7, 2008

Internet Monet 

When you see someone's profile picture thumbnail and you think they're OK, but when you click on it, it's a big old mess. Named after the artist Monet, whose paintings were nice from far away, but jacked up looking up close.

I thought this heina would be fine, but when I opened up her facebook page, she turned out to be an Internet Monet, cause her close up was fug!

Internet Monet by SkyOfAmethyst August 10, 2010

a full-on monet 

A.Someone attractive from afar, but when you get close you see that said person is not as attractive as they appeared from a distance. B.ugly up close

Derived from the painter Claude Oscar Monet's artistic style.

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

Clueless (1996)

a full-on monet by Mike Losquadro October 29, 2006

cache monet 

cash money or cash mo nay
- in the world of business, what we are after
especially used on Martha's Vineyard to induce PAB to payup their money to us (the green mechanical Contractor)

Sung to the tune of "Bingo was his name O" this is the cache monet song:
C, A, C H E,
M, O, N E T,
that, sounds, good to me
that spells cash mo nay!

Don't, be, a PAB,
give, me, my money,
that, sounds, good to me,
that spells cash mo nay!

cache monet by Brian NMDgreen September 30, 2007

Monette 

Stunningly charismatic brown haired beauty with big sparkling eyes, radiant smile, a ghetto booty and nice boobs. She likes to dance and has a spirited attitude about life. Boys like to admire her figure, but they become to shy to approach her. She's a kind person with great morals and a trustworthy friend.

Charlie: That girl is so fine!

Ray: She's cute, but she's no Monette.

Monette by Cassy Reed April 26, 2010

Monett 

A very smart, pretty and outgoing girl. She loves to hangout with friends and family and loves going on adventures. She hates fighting with her friends and tries her best to not be a part of drama. Perfect for advice and a shoulder to lean on. Has a ghetto ass and nice boobs, also has stunning eyes and a personality that is one of a kind. If you ever get on her bad side it’s pretty much over for you.

Boy 1: Bro that girl over there is so funny!

Boy 2: Yea that’s Monett!

Monett by Fishes eat all day July 9, 2018