monkit 

A spear wielding monkey type thing from the game Savage.

You stupid Monkit!!!

monkit by Josh January 7, 2004

monitor vagina 

1. The space between monitors that exposes light when using a dual or triple monitor setup.
2. The gaping hole or crack between two monitors. If the dual monitor setup has monitors from multiple manufacturers, the vagina tends to be extremely wide (large).

1. "Wow Steve, you have a wide monitor vagina!"
2. "I like the electrical tape covering your monitor vagina!"
3. "Your monitor vagina just queefed!"
3. "Let me diddle your monitor vagina!"

monitor vagina by banger2o4 January 15, 2010

monksterbate 

When monks congregate and circle jerk while chanting to Bjork songs.

Damn, those monks sure like to monksterbate to Bjork songs.

monksterbate by Alabastor Jones November 25, 2007

Monkie Kid 

A LEGO cartoon based on chinese culture, particularly The Monkey King & Journey to the West. The fandom is pretty bizarre since more than half of the community have a crush on either Macaque or Sun Wukong, but putting that aside, the cartoon also has it's own toyline!

Person 1: I watched Monkie Kid and I loved it.
Person 2: Did you find Macaque attractive?
Person 1: Maybe? I'm not gay, but maybe.

Monkie Kid by myotheracc7 July 9, 2022

Sober Monitor 

Someone who wants to rage their fucking face off but can't
and has to watch over the event.

Power Savage had to be a sober monitor at the rager because he was too power hungry at chapter meeting.

Sober Monitor by princessfratdaddy December 14, 2011

hall monitor

is an extension of it's true meaning. someone who polices the halls and rats on fellow peers for petty power, self esteem and approval from elders. someone who gets off or generally thinks they are in charge by randomly busting you. self appointed judges of anything.

who do you think you are, the fucking hall monitor?

hall monitor by coldchicken23 November 2, 2003

Monkied Up 

(adj)

1.The state a person is in after consumption of many, if not all drugs causing total impairment of physical and mental control and awareness.

2.To be twisted beyond all recognition.

3.Totally fucked up.

4.To physically beat someone to a bloody pulp; destroyed.

"Yo, I got so monkied up last night in Vegas, I ended up tooling some 75 year old woman named Blanche".

"Dorothy fought Sally last night at the bar and Dorothy got monkied up big time".

Monkied Up by DEADMEAT August 26, 2013