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Monkeytard 

A person so retarded that their intelligence and behaviour is akin to that of a monkey.
Stop flinging faeces at people you fucking monkeytard.
Monkeytard by Sidney the Kidney April 5, 2008

Monkeytail Beard 

A style of beard that resembles a monkey's tail wrapped around the face.

It starts from one ear like a chinstrap, and wraps around the chin and mouth, not connecting on the other side.
Hey, nice monkeytail beard. You look like an idiot.

monkeytron 

That monkeytron sure is a hoe.
monkeytron by homie of the westside September 30, 2014

monkey trap 

When someone is punked(tricked), they have been monkey trapped. Originally from a volleyball play where the attacker baits the opponent to touch the net and end in a point for the other team.
Whoa, Will just tricked me again, he monkey traps me all the time.
monkey trap by ggggvgggg October 30, 2011

monkey trap 

1. A trap to capture various monkeys used around the world which consists of a staked container with a hole cut into it just wide enough for a monkey to stick it's empty hand into. The container is baited with something attractive to the monkey. Monkey reaches for bait and then will not release the bait and cannot pull it's hand out of the trap with bait in hand. It is then captured. 2. Any women's purse that is too small to contain everything the women wants to carry but is stuffed full nonetheless. When the women tries to pull something out of the purse she wrestles exhaustively yet will not pull the desired object out and she won't give up trying (empting the purse first makes too much sense). 3. Metaphor for greed.
1. That monkey really like it's banana's. It wouldn't let go of the banana I baited my monkey trap with now it's head adorns my library wall. Suhweet !! 2. Jenny's been trying to pull her cell phone out of her monkey trap for five minutes now. 3. The lure of collecting millions from the insurance settlement was my monkey trap leading to me to whack my business partner.
monkey trap by Roland819 December 16, 2006

Monkeyclap 

This term comes from the movie "What Lays Beneath" in which two lesbians have sex in the bathroom. One of the women bends over the sink while the other fingers her from behind. She inserts both hands such that they are facing each other, palm to palm, and then she begins a clapping motion. Reminiscent of a toy monkey with symbols, the term monkeyclapping was born.
Holy shit! Last night was crazy. I just monkeyclapped that girl that we met at the frat house.
Monkeyclap by Hey Girls Club October 16, 2007