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Monkeytown
CB Radio Call for Montgomery, AL. This comes from the monkeys on the island at Oak Park in Midtown. Once they had an escape. After the escape, the city was hailed as Monkeytown by all the truckers. This is around the same time that Birmingham was Smoke City before Iron City.
Monkeytown by Carseatpusher August 6, 2016
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Monkey Toss
To jizz in your own hand and throw it across the room... preferably toward a small, easily scared animal outside your window.
With the quickness only an expert monkey tosser can have, Gary quickly rubbed one out and chucked it across the lawn at the neighbors dachshund.
Monkey Toss by Rock Hardy August 20, 2007
Cincinnati Monkey Toss
Entering an establishment (such as cafe, restaurant, bar, etc.) and being asked to leave for no apparent reason other than the staff being a bunch of bitches, one politely nods in agreement while slowly burying their hand down their pants, shitting in their palm, then violently throwing it against the wall as they exit.
My girl and I had a date at this ritzy French restaurant but I guess they didn't like what we wore because they told us we weren't allowed in. I was mad, but while we were leaving I gave them a steaming Cincinnati Monkey Toss and we found a much better Italian place across the street.
Cincinnati Monkey Toss by Christian Cancer September 28, 2008
Monkeynosaurus
A cross between a monkey and a rhinoceros. Crazy like a monkey, stupid and unstable as a rhinoceros. Did you know its horn is made of compacted hair?
So far, there are only two in existence. THey are both homosexuals, so they cannot reproduce. That is why they are endangered.
So far, there are only two in existence. THey are both homosexuals, so they cannot reproduce. That is why they are endangered.
Go away monkeynosaurus!
Stupid monkeynosaurus, go eat your own ****!
Go **** your monkeynosaurus friend, you monkeynosaurus!
Stupid monkeynosaurus, go eat your own ****!
Go **** your monkeynosaurus friend, you monkeynosaurus!
Monkeynosaurus by Monkeynosaurus Owner September 8, 2011
Monkeytown
The story is that truckers call Montgomery, AL "Monkey Town" because of a story about escaped monkeys from the local zoo. The story is that all the monkeys escaped and ran a muck through the city. This is not true. One monkey named Sonny did escape in 1955 and was captured a few days later. Also in 1955, five Rhesus monkeys escaped in Birmingham and they did run through town. Montgomery may be called Monkey Town based on that false story but that has not been proven.
Monkeytown by cmw7 September 15, 2021