Monkeydonia 

The country formerly known as FYROM only to themselves but known as Monkeydonia to everyone else due to their behaviour in current important political issues, such as land stealing, historical theft and racism.

we monkeydonians have a proud history, but it feels secondhand.

look up monkeydonia on you tube

Monkeydonia by monkeydonia historian December 16, 2008

monkeytoes 

When someone can use their toes to pick things up or pinch you they have monkeytoes.

She used her monkeytoes to masturbate her lover to orgasm.

monkeytoes by jpg3 July 22, 2011

Moneytheism 

The ungodly obsession with the almighty dollar. Taken from the root word monotheism or monotheistic with the part mono (meaning one) removed to denote that when your talking about money, one is never enough.

Benjamin has converted to moneytheism because his spiritual wealth failed to produce interest.

Moneytheism by Skrow January 21, 2009

MonkeyBeard 

A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.

I shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!

MonkeyBeard by Philip Sap June 14, 2008

monkeydextirous 

To be as ambidextirous as a monkey.
used for absolutley anything requiring multi tasking, but mostly used whilst watching pornography.

A: shes really doing well with all those penises.
B: Aye, she must be monkeydextirous

monkeydextirous by Aron Robinson August 17, 2007

Monkeytown 

CB Radio Call for Montgomery, AL. This comes from the monkeys on the island at Oak Park in Midtown. Once they had an escape. After the escape, the city was hailed as Monkeytown by all the truckers. This is around the same time that Birmingham was Smoke City before Iron City.

I'm going to breeze on through Monkeytown headed north towards Smoke City.

Monkeytown by Carseatpusher August 6, 2016

monkeynoodle1 

One of the coolest people ever they are very nice

monkeynoodle1 is the best mutual ever

monkeynoodle1 by Bleepblob July 7, 2021