monkeysniffer 

a person who lives in a blog of dancing men

is that another monkeysniffer in chat?

monkeysniffer by lardo444 August 15, 2018

Monkeyed off my goose

A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.

I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.

Monkeyed off my goose by the people's champion 1993 March 9, 2013

Monkeypedia

A location where anyone can create,edit,or change truth into sounds that resemble monkey sounds. Whem entries are completed a sound such as "oo oo ah ah" is created and eventually a novel monkey is born.

"oo oo ah ah" oh..that's the monkeypedia sound I heard after finally editing the passage in War and Peace on my Monkeypedia site.

Monkeypedia by Jamfetto January 8, 2009

Turf Monkeys

noun. the little black things that get in your shoes after marching on a turf football field.

Tom: "Good marching show man!"
Andy: "Dude! My feet have been attacked by Turf Monkeys man!"
Tom: "They are everywhere!"

Turf Monkeys by Curlyfries482 September 8, 2010

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees 

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees by Rusanova March 7, 2012

Arctic Monkeys

The best band in the world and is better than kpop

yo imma Google what band makes the best songs

Google: Arctic monkeys

Arctic Monkeys by Hunitsme July 31, 2021

Monkey see, monkey do  

refers to the learning of a process without an understanding of why it works.

Monkey see, monkey do , monkey die!

Monkey see, monkey do by Muntajab January 6, 2009