MonkeyPunched 

This is what happens to a white sluts cunt the first times she is screwed by a black guy which renders here useless to any white man for the rest of her life since it instantly lowers her status to honorary nigger white trash slut.

Rob: Something stinks! You smell that?
Josh: Yeah its probably Kelly's puss she's been monkeypunched.
Rob: Nasty mudshark bitch!

MonkeyPunched by jbadd April 26, 2009

monkey puncher 

A way to describe a sexual partner that, during the act of coitus or anal, the penis is inserted into the orifice with more force than is normally applied, usually someone who does this frequently. This usually refers to the one inserting the penis, but this can be applied to the one who is getting the penis inserted into themselves should they mount it with extra force.

Derived from punching the monkey, since this is the name of the act itself.

Honey, you're a monkey puncher if I ever saw one. You don't need to assault the balls just because you're getting down and dirty! Ease up on it, okay, you gotta go more softly!

monkey puncher by 9kirby99 January 18, 2019

monkey puncher 

Someone stupid enough to click banner ads, i.e. the ad encouraging you to punch the monkey to win.

His PC is all clogged up with spyware because he keeps clicking on banner ads. What a monkey puncher!

monkey puncher by RealityCheque April 25, 2008

monkeypunch 

v the act of slapping oneself on the chest with an open hand and holding the other hand directly beneath the anus to collect excrement during intercourse, possibly followed by flinging.

My baby loves the monkeypunch

monkeypunch by swingin sam January 19, 2004

monkeymuncher

When tribal men seen whites walk into the forest to watch monkeys they called them monkeymunchers because they couldent pronounce the word monkey-watchers

'OMFG another monkeymuncher!!!!'

monkeymuncher by Dan July 19, 2004

Monkey puncher 

Someone who looses at all contests and give-aways

I'll never win sxephil's give-aways because I'm a monkey puncher!

Monkey puncher by Buttface65436 August 5, 2011

Monkeypunching 

The sexual acting of fully inserting an unpeeled ripe banana into another's orifice, and after complete insertion, reaching in and grabbing the banana in hand, enclosing the hand around the fruit making a fist, and attempting to remove the ripe fruit from the orifice repeatedly, causing the fruit to burst and squish internally in hand against the muscular closure force incurred by the orifice, until the hand is removed with a ruined banana. Metaphorically akin to the water finding trap used on baboons in the Sahara, or raccoon traps used in the American South as described in the novel "Where The Red Fern Grows"

The monkeypunching caused a prolapse that was as sweet as it was ejaculatory.
The monkeypuching did not go as planned, as an unripe banana was used, resulting in hemorrhaging, rather than hemmeroids.

Monkeypunching by Profane Virtue July 18, 2024