Monkey Nuts 

A fully loaded 50 to 100 Round Drum Magazine for an Assault Rifle, Smg, or Pistol

"i got a New Ar-15 with monkey nuts hangin off the bottom"

Monkey Nuts by Brady_Rollies May 12, 2022

got them monkey nuts

Referring to 100 round drum magazines, also known as drum mags or beta mags. Most reffering to double drums on one magazine hanging below the firearm like a scrotum.

My Glock got them monkey nuts

got them monkey nuts by GotShh? July 6, 2014

monkeybutt 

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.

"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"

monkeybutt by Mick September 21, 2003

monkeybutt 

Term used in the motorcycle world to define what your butt looks like after a long ride either on-road or off-road.

"Man, I am suffering from some serious Monkey Butt after riding that trail all-day long"

monkeybutt by Howboucha December 18, 2003

sucks monkey nuts 

sucks really really bad

playing cricket sucks monkey nuts

sucks monkey nuts by Geraint April 16, 2004

Monkeynosaurus 

A cross between a monkey and a rhinoceros. Crazy like a monkey, stupid and unstable as a rhinoceros. Did you know its horn is made of compacted hair?

So far, there are only two in existence. THey are both homosexuals, so they cannot reproduce. That is why they are endangered.

Go away monkeynosaurus!

Stupid monkeynosaurus, go eat your own ****!

Go **** your monkeynosaurus friend, you monkeynosaurus!

Monkeynosaurus by Monkeynosaurus Owner September 8, 2011

monkeytits 

Elongated breasts with unusually large, dark areolas. See National Geographic.

While watching vintage, 70s porn, "Nice monkeytits."

monkeytits by Chimay January 15, 2004